10 things (minus 1) God won't ask you when you get to heaven
11.28.05 (9:28 pm) [edit]1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove,
He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.
2. God won't ask the square footage of your house,
He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.
3. God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet,
He'll ask how many you helped clothe.
4. God won't ask what your highest salary was,
He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.
5. God won't ask what your job title was,
He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.
6. God won't ask how many friends you had,
He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.
7. God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived,
He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.
8. God won't ask about the color of your skin,
He'll ask about the content of your character.
9. God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation,
He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.
10. (Removed for sheer stupidity. One of those guilt you into sharing this because somehow not sharing this tid bit would land you in the burning flames of hell because you denied Him completely. The rest was good, so I had to share. :-D)
symptoms of the bird flu
11.22.05 (3:35 pm) [edit]Symptoms/signs that you have the bird (avian) flu:
1. headache
2. nausea
3. sudden urges to poo on windshieds
-brought to you by my dad
If you didn't catch that, its totally a joke. :-D
Pray for the troops
11.15.05 (9:24 pm) [edit]Pray for all the troops... no matter if they're on home or foreign soil. If you don't know any, you can pick out one or a couple of mine:
Jennifer-army, germany
Anthony- army national guard, iraq
Kyle-air force, iraq
Alex-air force, quitar
Scott- marines, iraq
Stephen- army national guard, iraq
Josh- air force, ???
Kenny- air force, basic training
Shawn- air force, basic training
Stephen S.- marines, basic training
Robert- air force, "home"
Cody- marines, "home"
Jeffrey- army, studying at west point
Nathan G.- air force, studying at air force academy
Jordan- studying at Texas A&M
Nathan M.- navy, soon to be in basic
I know for sure I am missing someone and I feel horrible. If its you, please forgive me, and know that I love you to pieces, my brain is just a little bit fried.
Anyway, pick yourself out one or two of a few good soldiers and keep those prayers shooting toward heaven. Bring our troops home safely, Lord!
Burrying boxers
11.15.05 (1:31 pm) [edit](Enter myself, and my parents at dining room table. Dinner is set. Family sitting down to eat.)
My parents: What did you learn today at school?
Me: How to burry boxers.
(End of dialouge, and play.)
No really. We buried a pair boxers in a school flower bed today for Old Testament class. See Jeremiah 13 for purpose, and "the rest of the story."
computer habits
11.12.05 (11:07 pm) [edit]My life can be pathetically sad when I sit down at my computer. The first thing I do once my cheeks are firmly planted on my chair is to check every single away message on AIM of people I know to have interesting away messages, and if I am compeled to be "away" then create a unique away message of my own. Ok, you caught me; my messages aren't always original, but I site those that aren't. Then I'll head straight for Facebook, and check for comments, or new friend/group invites. There are usually none, so I spend some time searching through my friends list. Making lists of friends is so infintile, but you know, its nice to have your friends visualize in front of your eyes. Reminds me that yes, I do have friends. So after spending anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour or two on Facebook, I'll either get mad at myself for spending too much time on the computer, and get up and leave only to begin the process over again in about 20-30 minutes, or I will continue my journey toward my e-mail. I usually start with my main address, where usually only a pile of junk mail greets me and I proceed to sigh at my lack of mail, and delete the whole mess of junk. Deleting the junk mail actually takes a while sometimes because I've had that e-mail address for six years and signed up for God only knows how many on-line services with it, who promplty sold my e-mail address to Viagra wanna-be's, coffee lovers, and porn sites. Nope; sorry; I am not a middle aged to old, hott, high on caffine and looking for my next fix man. Try again. So like I said I delete everything in my bulk mail without even glancing at it. Occasionly I might get a forward or even a job request and I'll respond to those as necessary-forward: delete message and kill the one who sent it; job request: "YES, I am SO there. Where, and when?" Then I will proceed to check my junk e-mail address, and actually look through those. Yes, ironic isn't it? I do enjoy some of the Kraft recipes and Voice of the Martyrs newsletters I find lodged there, and occasionly find something from HSU buried in the pile. I'll read those, and as they rarely require a response, will dispose of everything in that box. Now, I've usually spent way too much time on the computer by now, and like I said above get mad at myself, rise from my chair only to return to begin again in 20-30 minutes. But if I'm not busy anyway, I'll continue on to Myspace. I'll check for messages and comments-which are rare-and for new friend requests-even rarer-and then excuse myself from Myspace. My next stop is usually Statcounter, so I can check on who's accessing my website and why. (I've been getting a kick out of that the past few weeks. I'm still getting around 50 page loads a day due to my "lesbian anime". *giggles*) After that, I'll stop in here, at tBlog to check for messages, and comments and if there is time I'll post, and if not, I'll check up on my friends' blogs.
That's my pathetic computer life. You wanted to know that, didn't you? *shrugs* I couldn't think of anything to write. Actually, I could think of alot, but the problem is that there's too much, and it is all currently swirling in a huge tangled mass in my head. I dare not go close to that mess for fear I might be sucked into the vortex, and be lost forever. Then I couldn't blog. Wouldn't that be sad?
cool beans
11.08.05 (4:37 pm) [edit]It seems between the post about the vote, and the "free lesibian cartoons" I've launched my blog once again into the range of "hot blog". Yeah me. *shrugs* That's all I really have to say, but I'll finish my Old Testament assignment, then return to this and see if any topic has struck my fancy by then.
*Jeporady theme music plays while readers wait anxiously* (That's my wishful thinking.)
texas residents' nov. 8 voting guide
11.02.05 (8:33 pm) [edit]For those Texas residents:
Found this nifty little guide that neatly lines out the pros and cons of each of the Texas state constitution amendments that are up for votes on November 8th. Whether you take a look at this helpful document or not, get out and vote. Nothing is more shameful about our country than the apathy the people show by not showing up to take part in our democratic government. Be proud! Be thankful! Be a Texan American!
http://www.freemarket.org/portal/pdf/2005" title="http://www.freemarket.org/portal/pdf/2005" target="_blank"http://www.freemarket.org/por...%20Amendments.pdf
It is a PDF document, by the way.
